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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Allow Me to Have Your Attention During This Serious Holiday Moment

Thanks to.....

-my bookie for setting his lines so generously and never complicating our relationship with heavily armed Meat heads.

-the 4 Letter network for giving us such knee slappers as:

"Brandon Jennings might be the one."
"Is Brett Favre retired?"
"MMA is the fastest growing "sport" in America."

-poor follicle genetics.

-a woman with an ample hind end, or what some may crudely yet affectionately refer to as a pooper.

-outer demons

-app platters

-network dramas

-maintaining an us against the world mentality while achieving unexpected heights.

-cryptic irony and the many lessons it has given to us.

-the inventor of the bio-degradable baby wipe.

-most of all, my minions.

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