The War of Plunder

The economy sucks.

People have no health care.

Banks boasting huge quarterly profits in wake of being handed money before they failed at Bank life.

Business as usual in America.

The ignorance of the public is pretty laughable. Arguing complaining, wondering what the fuck is happening as they gaze around like a child lost and without a clue, looking for mommy in the dark movie theater. All of this as the facts, the history, the evidence as to why so many of them are getting screwed is there and very plain to see.

Can't shit on proverbs either man. It's pretty obvious to see that ignorance truly is bliss.

The public loves them some goddamn ignorance man. Can't get enough. Like Coke, football, and porno, it's an American staple.

So we let a small group of greedy jagoffs take the money we don't have out of our pockets to "save" their companies. Meanwhile, they give each other bonuses for doing such a good job at giving that triumphant assfuck to the people's collective cornhole.

While few try to take action, the rest of the humanoids shut up and let it go by the wayside while they go on with life. The do walk a little funny now however do to the constant poop shoot pounding they've been receiving.

Even with the peg legged sailor limp, the public won't question the dicks who are screwing them.

Why? Why are they just letting this happen. Who wants to see the rich get richer while the poor get poorer? Haven't wars broke out because of shit like that? Didn't a dude in England used to steal from castles and prance into the forest with rich people's goods to help out people in this situation? Why isn't anyone stepping up? Are the public a bunch of pussies? Are they assholes?

The answer is: A little bit of both.

As they famously claim and allude to in Team America: World Police, the public is a collection of assholes and pussies.

Assholes who smoke ignorance blunts all day everyday. It's what they do! Sticking to their guns and saying fuck the rest. Most of these assholes are brainwashed humanoids who can't think for themselves. These are the worst kinds of assholes. As opposed to the more genuine and honest assholes. People who are openly selfish, lazy, hateful, and just not pleasant to be near.

I can deal with these assholes. I respect their honesty and the clear line they mark in the sand between themselves and the ones who didn't have a little kid pee in their gene pool. At least these assholes make it so we know who to avoid and pay no attention to.

Those other assholes, the brainwashed ones allowing themselves to sit on the sidelines and be force fed shit until they poop out double doses of shit, filling the pipes up with more shit than it can take; causing the system to back up and spray shit back out at us, making it impossible to flush, leaving the rest of us with excess shit to smell and look at as it just lies there in all its fecal glory.

These assholes suck because they show signs of hope but eventually fall in line with the other assholes. Their brains are canvases that appear to be clear and ready to be turned into works of art, but before we can touch it with the brush, like chimps during play time on a hot summer day, the other assholes run up to them and throw their own feces all over the beautifully plain canvas; killing the would be masterpiece, turning it into a shit show. Those are the throw aways. The ones worth jack shit. Not even shitty enough to be considered avant garde or kiche ; but just plain old shit.

Hard to determine who should be loathed by the sane; those assholes or the pussies. Not the good pussies with the landing strip and the cute little pink labes dangling so elegant and free. I'm talking about the hairy beasts that spread tuna stench and chlamydia everywhere. Wimps, wussies, and paranoid schizo's run amok in country. The complete pussification of our once great society has left the younger generations crippled by over-protection and and the mass confusion that the PC era has spread throughout the land like a California wild fire.

Unlike assholes however, pussies can be saved. The cure? Anarchy. Rage. Anger. Some say a dangerous path to take; but like a surgeon performing a risky operation on a cancer patient with a minuscule chance at survival, these are the only options for a full recovery. And so I excite this upon my loyal pussy readers......

Go to the hill, the plan, or the gated community where your local richers live and knock on the door and ask them if you can have a conversation about the state of current shit. If they let you in, ask them what they do for living, how they maintain their lifestyle. Make sure to identify all religious and social affiliations. Get a sense of what it is like for them. Try and be civilized and get to know how these humanoids.

If they decline, make sure you ate a lot of broccoli before you left the pad and take a steamy shit in their driveway.

There's your Blumpkin. Might want to make a courtesy flush after that log rolls down there.