This development, I must say, has the potential to put the kind of grin on my face that is so wide it hurts. The kind of smile usually reserved for Kings and a 28 year old getting laid for the first time.
If this "experiment" pans out, then the entire Eagles "organization" will cave like the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl.
We all know it's coming. First the alienation of one Donavan F. McNabb. McNabb will try to take it in stride. Say he's glad Vick's on his team, and that he's another weapon for them to utilize. He will of course be clenching his butt cheeks while saying this to Suzy Kolber, holding in the anger and feelings of betrayal. Even though he's never won anything, McNabb has that right, because he knows the golden rule.....If you have 2 starting quarterbacks, then you have no starting quarterbacks.
Donavan's resentment resonates onto the field. Eventually the calls for Vick drive him out of town; but before Vick can step in, McNabb, having made various connections over the years in Philly, has Vick "taken care of."
Vick, preparing to take the starting role, gets cozy in the Philly burbs', and sets up shop. Vick realizes that he's in Westchester, where dog fighting is non-existent, so he gets the idea that he can get some of his boys some extra dough by funding some fights. Luring in the big spenders from the tri-state area, Vick makes his boys exuberant amounts of cash and all is gravy. But then Vick's boys, having the security to cut their thuggish ruggish bond with their financer, rat Vick's ass out after McNabb pays them off in free cheese steaks for life after negotiating a deal with Pat's and Geno's.
Vick goes back to the big house and McNabb is exiled to a suck town, maybe somewhere like Oakland, or even worse...... Cleveland!
After the great McNabb-Vick screw job, Philly is left with Kevin Kolb at QB and Andy Reid has gained 80 lbs and one of his sons is charged with intent to sell crack cocaine to a one-legged post op transvestite/Vietnam Vet.
Reid is eventually fired. Shady McCoy says fuck this place and leaves for greener pastures. And Philadelphia is left stranded with nothing again. The status quo is safe once again. And Philly begins to collectively boo and boo and boo some more. The sound of the boos will be so loud and profound that Pittsburghers will hear them, reminding them that they are the true lords of the manor, rulers of the land, and champions of the Keystone State. It's gonna be great! I can't wait!
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