Some Headlines!.........

-Barack meets with Mr. Crowley and the Black Professor over a beer.

-The Honduran coup government still refuses to allow former Prez Manny Zelaya back into the country.

-The major media networks refuse to voice the opinions of single payer Health Care advocates.

And Finally.......

-It has been leaked by the New York Times that Mannywood and his former teammate Big Papi David Ortiz are 2 more names from the list of players who tested postive for 'roids in 2003

In related news.....

The Pope is Catholic, little girls love the Jonas Brothers, and Fox News leans right.

Anyone who posted on their Facebook or Twitter that they were surprised when they heard Big Papi did steroids should be given a certificate of authendoucheity. If you posted "Why Papi Why?" you had to be doing it tongue in cheek or you're a grade A, top choice bozo.

In the most obvious blurb of news since it was revealed Liberace was gay, Red Sux nation was finally given a swift kick in the nuts by the Karma Chameleon.

So much for that red golden dream.

Doesn't it give us all hope knowing that the purest form of evil in the modern sports world eventually got what was coming to it?

For the better part of this decade we have sat back and taken it up the ass by Tom Brady, Paul Pierce, Big Papi, and Boston fan. All while these lifelong losers finally took the brass ring. Centuries of futility erased in a flash. All of a sudden a "Nation" of winners was born.

Did you think you'd get away with it Bob Ryan? Were we really not going to figure it out Ben Affleck? You honestly believed we were that dumb Steven Tyler?

Boston fan couldn't take the bullying anymore. They needed a way out of the swirlies New York and L.A. were giving them. But what could they do?

Putting old fashioned hard work and elbow grease by the wayside, Beantown began to think outside the box.

As the stench of failure flowed through New England, and the pressure to win reached a boiling point, things began to happen......

A corrupt referee was regulating the courts of the NBA.

Steroid use became even more accessible and effiicient in baseball.

Videotaping technology became advanced and useful enough to give an upper hand to those with the cahones to utilize it.

What happens next? Championships are won. Heroes are born. The City of Losers turned itself into the City of Champions. And with the rings and a heavyweight media machine backing them up who was to argue?

As time goes by Boston fan is learning that these beloved years of sports prosperity that they have enjoyed are all a farce, a sham, a bamboozlement. Just like a poor boy growing up in the boondocks, the anguish and uncertainty led them down the wrong path.

It became to hard for Beantown. They took the easy way out. It would have been all gravy if they had gotten away with it. But they left a paper trail. It was all too good to be true.

You stole victory Boston; like a thief in the night. You're a loser. You knew it all along. And now, the world knows it. Cities have roles. Some win. Some lose. You had to learn the hard way what yours is.

There's your blumpkin. Don't forget to throw those rings in the bowl before you flush!